Dead Cat 10 Most Wanted

D.C.P.D.'s
10 Most Wanted

{WYA}THORVYN on 02/06/01	Wanted for: Lewd Complaining in Public Special Circumstances: Capital Offense Thorvyn (aka Bottle Boy) is known to do most of his incessant whining in UPPER CASE letters This graphic image was captured on the Stuffed Cats Inc. .56 server during the early evening of February 6, 2001 while the suspect was throwing an incredibly annoying tantrum. Distinguishing Characteristics: Multi-colored pacifier in mouth Runny nose and tear stained cheeks WANTED
{WYA}THORVYN	Wanted for: Felonious Whining Special Circumstances: Capital Offense Thorvyn (aka Slime Boy) is known to do most of his complaining in UPPER CASE letters Consider this suspect to be dangerously chatty and extremely annoying at all times! Suspect's voice sample: "Thorvyn Voice" WANTED
CHRONOS	Wanted for: Cruelty to Animals Current Charges: Catricide - Multiple Counts Consider this suspect to be armed and extremely dangerous! WANTED
BARKEEP	Wanted for: Cruelty to Animals Current Charges: Catricide and Kitten Napping Consider this suspect to be armed and extremely dangerous! WANTED
ZOOB	Wanted for: Providing Dangerous Technology to Known Incompetents Current Charges: Felony Bandwidth Abuse Although not considered particularly dangerous, avoid direct contact with this suspect and call the DCPD HotLine as soon as possible. WANTED
RANDOM aka:MR.POOPY PANTS DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS	Wanted for: Possessing an ego that will not fit in a single character Current Charges: Impersonating a Dead Cat A master of disguise, this suspect will be difficult to spot. Look for the blotchy brown areas on the rear of the pants. Suspect's voice sample: "Random Voice" WANTED
THE COFFIN DANCER	Wanted for: Criminal Narcissism Current Charges: Felony Levels of Self-Aggrandizement Last seen polishing mirrors in public restrooms. Consider this suspect arrogant and extremely obnoxious! WANTED
NO PICTURE AVAILABLE	Wanted for: Current Charges: More Criminals Coming Soon! WANTED

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